19 June 2010

The Club

I dedicate this train of thought to the future generations of male "waiters".


I pity you.  Obviously I have been in your shoes.  If your girlfriend is on a mission now, you probably fall between the ages of 21-23, as I do.  If, like me, you also live in Utah, all of your friends and buddies are married or getting married.  You've probably realized that, now that your sister missionary is in the field, you suddenly have no friends.  I'd like like to welcome you back to the Mormon Singles Club, you are now a social pariah.  Soon you'll find out that you have to construct an entirely new friend base if you're going to survive and remain sane.


I don't know where the tradition of shedding all your single friends when you get married started.  I can tell you that  it will be the most difficult part of these 18 months.  To be honest, there have been times where I've thought about hooking up with a rebound, and keeping her around, just so I can still hang out with my friends.  These thoughts bring me back to the most ridiculous part of the Couples Club, your friends don't even have to like or accept your date, just as long as you have one you are welcomed.


I vow that, once married, I will have at the least semi-monthly gatherings with friends both single and spoken for.  Yes it will be hard to resist the urge to dishing the same treatment to those of my friends who will inevitably get divorced, but I'll show some compassion, while still reminding them how they were totally douche-y towards me while they were married, which was probably a contributing factor to their divorce.  Now I'm in no means saying that if you forsake all of your single friends once you get married that you're going to end up in a divorce; I'm saying that if you do end up in a divorce the fact that you could so easily forsake your less-fortunate, single friends was probably a largely contributing factor.  It's called the pride cycle....

3 comments:

singlemormonchick said...

i really lucked out. i got all our friends in the divorce. well, except the one he cheated on me with, but i was willing to give her up without looking back.
my friends are a pretty even mix between members and non and all of them were cool. never felt like a 3rd well and i was never NOT invited.
but i see what you are talking about with the younger lds culture. its kind of weird.
i hope you follow through with your promise.

Waiting On A Sister Missionary said...

We'll put it this way, before Hannah left we got together with some of our friends and their spouses ever 4-6 weeks for game night. Now, they still have those game nights, but they conveniently "forget" to invite me.

I think another funny thing is that back in High School, if you had a girlfriend or were dating someone, my single friends would leave you out of the loop, and I've heard that isn't uncommon either.

I don't get the lack of "cross-status" interaction. Do they feel uncomfortable? Do they think you feel uncomfortable? If so, tough, deal with it.

singlemormonchick said...

people are weird. they want to belong to an exclusive club-the "i have someone and you dont" club. also the mormon thing about not hanging out with the opposite sex after marriage. i think guys get flak from their girlfriends/wives about hanging out with their single friends. too much temptation.