Seriously, the ladies should be lining up at my door.
Liz gets married in a month, you know, the one who got away. She's a continuation of a streak I'm on. Every girl I've dated has been proposed to by the next guy she dated. I'm trying to figure out exactly why this must be. Am I really just always second best, or is there something about our relationship that prepares them for what's next?
I like to think that our relationship was so great, and I'm such an amazing guy that when we break up they feel so deprived that they need some more serious relationship. I picture it something like withdrawals.
Maybe it's my complete lack of motivation to get married at the time that makes them decide they want to get married.
It could also be that their friends make fun of them for dating the same guy for a year but not getting engaged that makes them want it more.